The talk wey dey ground today na critical matter. Before person go talk am, person go first talk one or two thing so that nobody go talk say we de cause riot. If you talk some kind things now, some people go talk say you de incite other people against government. Nobody de remember people wey de incite government against dem people. Abi you neva think am go dat side? All the people wey de go give government anti-people advice say nothing go happen, no be say dem de incite government against people be dat?
If I talk some kind thing, some people go say I de encourage revolution. Some people de talk everyday say we need revolution. Which kind yeye revolution be dat sef? Me I no believe in revolution. Revolution suppose be say people don tire and dem come talk say dem no do again until something change. But na lie. Today world, dem de plan revolution from start to finish. Then dem go plan demself put for the correct positions. For George Orwell book wey be Animal Farm, I don see say e no go solve our problem. Na only to change people wey de chop be dat. The only revolu-anything we need na to say no when dem bring bag of rice for election year. We fit? We need revolution for sense, inside our head first. Gun revolution don fail for Egypt, Syria, Libya…the list long.
How I know? Oya, as many people no de read book again, make I tell una small from Animal Farm. Na so the animals by annoyance pursue Mr Jones wey get farm comot. Dem come de lead themselves. As matter be, na only the pig dem get sense pass and dem come de lead everybody. At first, everything de waka well. But the next day, na so dem come see say some apple fall from tree. Dem come gather am come. Dem come see say dem need to milk the cows. Na the pig dem manage take dem front leg take do am. Na so apple and milk come dey ground. Dem de look say wetin wan happen. No forget say na the best food for the farm be dat and na human beings de chop am until then. Dat apple and milk be like the money wey dey NNPC, and other money wey comot from government business. So everybody de look say, how e go be.
Small time, the pig dem say, guys make we de go work first. When we come, we go know how levels go be. Na so the animal dem go work. By the time dem de return, no apple, no milk. How far? E no tey, dem send one pig explain give dem say science don show say apple and milk good for the development of pig dem brain. Dem explain say no be say pig de like dat kind thing o. In fact, dem hate am. But make dem brain for de work so dat dem go fit make sure say wicked people no come back come take back the farm from dem. Abi dem go like make Mr Jones come back? Na so the animal dem shout say ‘NO’. If anything, Jones must not come back. So dem come decide say, no be only the apple wey fall dem go give the pig dem. Dem decide say even when dem pluck the apple proper, na the pig dem alone go de chop am, join the milk hehehehehe!
The point I de make for here so be say, na from the day after the revolution na im some people don de arrange demself. As long as something dey to share and to chop, we go always de do like people wey smoke mosquito coil.
For on top dat farm level, two pig dem dey there. One na Snowball wey believe in revolution. The guy de work like craze make e change everything, make life for better for every animal. But another pig dey wey be Napoleon. Dat one de form democrat. Dem born nine dogs, e carry dem go hide come train dem like snipers. Na only am the dog dem de listen to. Anything Snowball talk, Napoleon go talk the opposite. HEAR THIS ONE. The only time dem de talk the same thing na when time reach to carry go share, like apple and milk. Dem both gree for dat one. Anything Snowball plan, Napoleon go say na rubbish. (Dem come de resemble APC and PDP sef). One day, Napoleon carry the dog dem pursue Snowball comot and e come take over. Napoleon come re-arrange. All the idea wey Snowball been bring, Napolean say na im get the idea. The time dem fight war sef, wey Mr Jones try take back the farm, Napoleon re-arrange the story say na im plan the battle. The truth be say the bobo run go hide when e hear the sound of gun.
Dem do do do for dat farm sotey dem break all the rules wey dem make and until dem scatter the place completely!!!! You wan hear more abi. Yeye de smell. If dem say make you go read book, you go carry phone go de ping and Facebook. Go buy Animal Farm by George Orwell make you read your own.
The point wey I de show you here again be say, dem go always de arrange us. Today for area now, we no fit know who de talk true. We no know Snowball and we no know Napoleon. We own na to de shout follow who go share small give us. How much dem de share give us sef? The one wey de collect from politician go collect N50k per activist. E go cut am to N30k and e go hide N20K from each person money. The next person go receive N30k per member of im own circle. E go short am before e give to the next person. When the money finally reach the boys wey de carry ballot box, e go remain like N5k per person. Out of that N5k, boys go still square dem superior like N500 to N1k in order make dat route for still de open. Na so we be. Dem de arrange us in descending order. And we de suffer in ascending order. Na people for up collect money pass but na people for down de die pass when yawa happen.
All the people wey de arrange us give government, na dem dangerous pass government. Na dem know as we be. Na dem go tell government say, why you wan go build reservoir? Sink one borehole and everybody go praise you. Na dem go tell government say, why you wan build 50 kilometer road true true. Who wan carry tape-rule go measure am. Short and to 30 kilometre jare, make boys see something hold. Na dem de help government check who get wahala pass for Facebook and na dem sef de talk say make government do fuck-up. Afterall, na only shout we go shout and we go forget. Na those people de incite government against people.
Na this one be the ugly side of this matter. The government o. The people wey de fight government with good mind o. the people wey de fight government with bad mind o. The people wey de support government with good mind o. The people wey de support government make dem for chop o…ALL OF DEM NO DE TELL US TRUTH! The only time dem de agree na when something dey to share for the boys. Tomorrow dem go say make we come die for revolution. Then dem go re-arrange.
Anyhow you look am, na we lose. Swear no de hard to find for our mouth na. Na dat one we no de pay for. And we no need dictionary to arrange swear for person. Anybody wey de incite people against government and anybody wey de incite government against people, make dem be like Sodom and Gomorrah!!Animal Farm
My people, no be say I wan far from una o. but many many thing dey wey person go must to de do if person go de see food chop. That one I talk so na official lie. The reason I neva write be say I de wait to know the no-go-area before I go talk the one wey dem go take make me popular. So when I don sure wetin I wan talk, na im I show face so.
Every corner wey you open paper, na Sanusi be discussion. People wey sabi read, dem de read de interpret give people wey no sabi read. Everybody de talk im own and dem de talk like say dem dey there. Come see people wey get shop for Alaba de analyse the bad policy wey Sanusi do. Some people sef talk say since the man come, na since then naira comot for one pound to two naira.
Person ear don full to hear talk and eye don full to read all kind talk. Wetin sef? Na so I carry phone enter Bloomberg make I see wetin dem talk because na dem be the finance people. O boy, na praise dem de praise the same policy wey Alaba expert de analyse. I say make I show one person. The guy nearly knock my Tecno comot from my hand. The man say, “Nnaa gerraway you. Your internet for your phone know Nigeria matter pass me abi your own internet beta my own? Gerraway you!”
Ok. Paper talk say Oga say make Sanusi de go face im traditional ruler post. Reason be say the letter wey e write Oga come go fall into APC people….sorry….e fall into hand of press men. Sanusi vex talk say as the shit wey dey im nyash never finish, why dem go say make im comot from toilet. Sanusi shit come de smell enter government house. The thing de disturb the executive animal dem for presidential zoo. Dem de talk say Sanusi shit, the man kukuma mess bad mess join.
The smell strong wey be say Oga tell am say as e don shit finish, e get to go find green leaf take clean nyash. As the man find the leaves go, na so dem carry im chair give another person.
So, as dem don pack Sanusi things go give am, wetin come be all the noise wey de join? Albino wey de bleach, wetin e wan turn imself to? But e be like say I know as e de do dem. When dem comot Timipre Sylva, dem make sure say dem snap plenty photo , so dem go de talk de yab say see handcuff for your hand.
When e reach Ibori turn, youths de shoot police. Na so paper talk dat time. Photo we no see. Na only dat wicked photo wey oyibo give am cardboard carry. The way im eyes be for that photo make some people de talk say na true sef say the way e de look for that photo be like criminal.
Den that time wey dem been jail Oga Bode George. That day wey dem sentence am. As dem read the sentence finish, na so area boys scatter everybody for court premises. Why? Dem no want make anybody take oga photo with prison officials or dem motor. Till today, I neva see anywhere wey that photo dey.
Even the rollcall long. Stella Oduah. Dem say no be sack say na resign. The woman and the other one wey talk say e don declare for governorship wey we just finish the election. Dem no yawa dis people. Even Cicelia Ibru wey dem jail. Na 5-star hospital she do her own prison and dem still no treat am anyhow.
But Sanusi own? Na court we de hear say na dem talk say make Police, SSS and AGF no arrest the man. Why everybody wan catch the man wey take im own leg take waka come back home? Nobody say make Sanusi no explain wetin e do, but person wey una say im skin don be albino, wetin dem de force am rub bleaching cream for. Abi na just make e for give people photo wey dem go de paste for Facebook abi na make the humiliation for complete?
Anyway, somebody talk say na Ministry of Distraction de do all dis one.
Sanusi don comot. Wey the money wey de miss. Abi e no miss again? That babe wey dem take replace am…if she by mistake come tomorrow say nothing happen and money no lost…hehehe na so. Like dat N2.8billion we lost and come unlost, wey Fela take sing song.
Na true say dem suspend Sanusi. True say dem talk say the man na reckless driver. True say dem say e go answer question. True again say na the time the dog no hear im master call na im dem remember say na bad driver. All na true. Dem de talk say, when woman no want her husband again, she go remember where the man been get sore for leg before. No be today dem don de arrest people.
OBJ carry Adedibu go Abuja. Dem do do do, dem leave the old man after warning.
Dem carry Tinubu go tribunal. After sight-seeing, dem free the man.
Dem carry Ibori go brand new High Court for Asaba. Na there dem wash away all im sin.
Dem lock Teslim Folarin for murder of Eleweomo for Ibadan. Next day e dey PDP convention for Abuja de work for one oga.
Dem carry Dimeji Bankole go court. Dem don wash im sin away. Free to go.
If Sanusi do normal, im sin go white like snow.
Wait o! What about the money wey de miss?
Stop Complaining and Port to Aso Rock Zoo
The time Saka de sing dat im craze song, I don port o, the bobo fit no know say that im song go useful pass MTN advert. For the last one week, people de voke for Naija sake of say dem hear say dem FG budget heavy money to take care of animal for Aso Rock zoo.
Naija people wetin de do una sef? Make we no de backward na. as early as 1912 wey Titanic sink, na since dat time oyinbo don show us say animal na equal to man. I hear the story when I dey for Uniben say one woman for inside Titanic wan put her dog for the lifeboat wey no reach everybody before. As dem tell am say no, na so she go back to the ship wey de sink. She feel say e kuku better to die with the dog than to leave the dog to die alone heheheheheheehe. Na wicked laugh I de laugh so. When we all hear say dem wan spend million on top animal, some people de vex, na because dem never open eye. Animal good na. Dem be our friend and some reason dey wey for make big oga people de prefer animal.
Animal de always respect and protect person wey de give am food. But some human being na chop and clean mouth dem be. Dem go chop with PDP only to run go APC.
Animal no de abuse dem oga for Facebook. Dem no de get two face. One profile for to praise oga and another fake one to de abuse am de leak im secret.
Animal no de write petition and dem no de write open letter. Anything dem wan talk, na the same way dem de talk am.
Animal de stay quiet for cage. Anyhow e be, dem go stay inside dem cage. Unlike some people wey be say dem no fit stay for one place . Na to de waka de find where dem go see money chop that’s all.
You see now? It is easier to trust the animals in Aso Zoo than some politicians wey no get ideology .
But again o. na who get another source of meat, na dem de talk animal conservation. I go see Rabbit for farm, pursue am make I catch am, you go tell me say make I leave am. You go buy meat for me? Yoruba people get one adage say person wen dem de train no de train dog. Na for dat level dis animal talk come bend. We say make Oga work for us. We de feed am. If e say e wan de short im own ration take de look after animal, na im know. I remember when we small. Mama go give us one fowl say na we own. We go nearly de follow the fowl up and down. Anything dem give us chop we go give the fowl small. Mama no de complain. But the day we go carry everybody food go give dog, dat day na two different leg go enter one trouser.
Na the thing wey de vex Naija people for dis matter be dat. How dem wan take N14.5m feed two animal? Na 5-star food dem de chop? When dis matter come up, people de carry calculator de ask say, ‘how many years I go work before my total salary go reach N14.5 million? Plus 8 million to renovate zoo and N15 million to re-build where dem de keep dem horse. You see, like say we de get money well well for the work we de do, dis money no go de fear us. How much civil servant de get as retirement benefit after 35 years for office sef?
Ok, I still get question.
Which animal be those animal? Which time the animal dem enter Aso Rock, under which person government? Where dem buy dem and how much? Wetin dem de take dem do? The horse dem too. Wetin dem de take dem do?
Anyway, the vexiest thing for the whole matter be say the animal de live better than 85% of Nigerians and dem accommodation better pass those of more than 85% of Naija people. That’s why I de ask say, na who wan port go there go follow the animal dem enjoy N14.5?
Below, na one of the newspaper clip on the matter
Reacting to the development, many Nigerians
wonder why, despite the tell-tale signs of poverty
and hunger in the country, the FG would give
priority attention to animals at the expense of
A reader on punchng.com , Momoh Abdul-Razaq,
describes the budgets for the animals and the
maintenance of the zoo as an insult on the
collective intelligence of Nigerians.
Abdul-Razaq dares President Goodluck Jonathan
to prove to Nigerians that the budget estimates
for the animals will impact positively on his
performance in office.
He says, “I have been working for close to 10
years now and I have never seen a million naira
nor come close to spending same, yet two
animals have over N14 m budgeted for them!
What is my salary in a year? Do they know how
many boreholes that N14million can sink in a
Nigerian village or town?
“Yet when you criticise them (FG) some people
among us call you all kinds of unprintable names.
How will the animals help Jonathan to perform his
duties better? If the President needs relaxation
alone or in company with others, can’t he go
“Why do our leaders insult our intelligence like
this? I cannot believe an animal has more money
budgeted for it than a human being, despite all
the efforts we put in at work daily. Honestly, I feel
like telling them that God will punish them all, but
I will not do it. Instead, I will say to them: may
God reward you all.”
As the debate raged online, a respondent on
punchng.com , Babakeu, asked the President four
questions that are centred on the controversial
budgetary allocation for the animals.
He insisted that Jonathan must provide tangible
answers to the questions before the National
Assembly approves the allocation, which he
describes as reflecting the President’s “inordinate
Babakeu said, “I think that we should all ask
Jonathan the following questions: What benefits
will the spending of roughly N38m on the feeding,
security and housing of two wilds animals will
bring to all Nigerians?
“Is Jonathan not receiving salaries from which he
can earmark some money to feed and train his
two wild animals?
“Is FIFA organising a tournament in which every
qualified country is invited to participate with their
national teams of wild animals for the purpose of
“Finally, are those two wild animals part of our
national assets on which our collective wealth
must be squandered or budgeted for?
“If the above five questions cannot be answered
by Jonathan, do we still then need this kind of
extravagant fellow at the helms of the affairs of
A respondent on Twitter, Bassey, says that in view
of the current situation in the country, the budget
proposals for the animals could only be tenable if
the zoo project was meant for commercial
“I see it that we are getting wild animals at Aso
Rock. Is it another developmental goal of this
administration to better lives of the people? I’d
rather they build a zoo with that kind of money
and earn revenue from it. But I’m not a citizen
who doesn’t know the way government works,”
Expressing his anger with the Jonathan
administration, one Oloyede Oyewale-Hastings
writes on Facebook, “Our leaders are insensitive
to the plight of the governed. How on earth can a
sensible being wish to budget and expend such a
large sum of money on ordinary animals while
human beings that were created by God in His
own image toil to eke out a living?
Kumuyi de talk im own. I de do my own
Sometime, fire go start to burn, we go call fire service if dem get petrol to drive dem motor or dem get water to quench fire. But e get some kind fire wey water no de quench. E neva tey wey Chris Okotie light fire when e tell Roman Catholics say dem de mess up and dem no go see space for heaven. See wahala. No name wey dem no call the man. Dem help am remember say na nightclub be the seminary wey im go. Dem tell am say like say if im be correct person, im wife no go sky leave am. Dem bring photo wey the man de preach and body guard with bullet proof vest stand everywhere. Dat photo no be small thing but I no too de believe photo since the time oyinbo do photoshop. All dat to show say the man don craze!
That matter still dey ground when Pastor Kumuyi scatter ground again. I see am for Punch say the man talk say make im member dem no just try go near anything dem call Christmas. E say the thing na idol worship. Normal normal, na Roman Catholic people again dem take style point say na dem cut the head of one thing take go join the body of another thing. The word never cold wey dem answer am. Some say the man don start again. Before before, im member dem de wear gown wey be like William Shakespeare dem time but now dem don change. The man wan carry dem back to that time? Dem say Deeper Life people don de buy better motor and don de watch tv, so which level the man carry come again?
Wetin Kumuyi tell im members be say na Annual December Convention dem de do, no be Christmas. The man talk say the festival no dey for Bible and say all that carol wey we de sing no be am. Say the duty of Christian na to make people resemble Jesus more and more, no be to de join worldly celebration. The man come talk say any of the church leader wey try bring Christmas enter church go chop cane. Who de vex for the man? Afterall na im member e tell. E even say who wan do celebration, say door dey open. Make e waka. Ok o. na shepherd man de protect im sheep so anything God say make e talk, make e de talk de go.
Make we talk true o. We don read am say na Roman Emperor wey im name be Constantine na im take style join Christian and idol worship when the man don tire to de fight Christians and e no fit stop dem. E come bring the image of dat woman wey carry pikin wey dem don de worship sun god before. E convert the woman to Mary and the baby to Jesus. E come choose date say make we take de celebrate. Na so the thing go grow reach this Christmas wey we de do now. Sometime, Roman Catholics de call Constantine as one of dem pope but enough people dey wey fit swear say the man no repent half day sef. Some Roman Catholic sef say na wrong info be dat. But everybody gree say the man openly say im convert to be Christian.
Ok o. the Director of Social Communication, Catholic Archdiocese of Lagos, Monsignor Gabriel Osu enter matter at once. First, e say im no understand wetin Kumuyi mean by say to celebrate Christmas wrong. Say like say na the way we don turn Christmas to market the pastor de vex for, e for be different matter. E talk say, God promise to redeem this world and God do as E promise wey make am send Jesus. Therefore na the promise wey God fulfil we de celebrate. Vex catch Monsignor Osu small o because e talk say how Kumuyi go de condemn Christmas when im see Kumuyi for tv for the Christmas Carol dem do for Akwa Ibom State. Na so. Kumuyi fit go there go convert people na, abi no be im work?
Again, one spokesman for Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Oshodi Chapter, Pastor Barnabas Otoibhi sef join matter. E talk say wetin Christmas stand for pass the place wey Christmas from comot. E say na true say dem fit trace Christmas go back to Roman Emperor Constantine, and Christmas be the day wey people de worship sun god, but say as Constantine come become Christian, na so dem change am take de remember the time dem born Jesus. So nothing wrong make people honour Jesus.
The trouble me I see for the CAN pastor talk be say people still de talk say no time wey Constantine ever become Christian. All na strategy to pour water inside Christianity dat time.
So, make we do Christmas abi make we no do? Make we look the thing wey we all agree first.
Everybody gree say Constantine na Emperor.
Everybody gree say dem born Jesus.
Everybody gree say no be December 25. Even October people sef no de there the time.
Everybody gree say we don turn Christmas to another thing wey no be to honour Jesus.
The question wey remain come be say
Because na Constatine start am and because im mind no clean, we no fit turn am to advantage? Sebi na for we front all the PDP people de turn to APC and we de believe say dem go do better?
Because you no want make your church people make mistake go de worship Christmas instead of Jesus Christ, dat one reach to ban Christmas patapata?
Because dem no write am for Bible say make I de brush my teeth for morning and evening, dat one come mean say e no be scriptural? So we no fit take one day take remember say God fulfil im promise as dem talk?
The time dem crucify Jesus, Bible talk say dem naked am. So if we wan act am for drama or film, we go……..? Just as we de do communion take de remember, we no fit do Christmas take remember?
As Christmas mean nothing for some people, e still get people wey de decide to serve God more and more as dem de remember the coming of Jesus abi? People no dey wey de use Christmas to good advantage?
Too many talk. I get one question only. ABEG, PERSON WEY CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS , E GO ENTER HELL FIRE?
If the answer na NO, make you free me o. And until you answer that one…..
……………………………………………………….M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S!!!!…………………………
APC PEOPLE TOO WICKED…Una wan Kill Oga Doyin Okupe before im time?
Wait o. Something de happen wey no good. Somebody don de do bad thing. Who be dat? Na APC. Dem wan take style kill Oga Doyin. Abi na bad thing say person take work from government? Wait make we look dis matter sharpily critically.
Oga Doyin don do politics and the thing neva pay in the Nigerian sense. The man de pray de work de look de wait. As e come be, God come choose say na time to bless am. I know say some people go talk say no be like so God de take bless person. But dat one pass me. Wetin be matter be say God bless am come give am job. As soon as APC see who dem give job, na so dem begin shout say dem don give cat fish say make e keep. Dem say the man na attack dog. The man de kukuma get time to answer. The man tell dem say im na attack lion no be attack dog.
As matter come de go, na so true true, na so so attack e de attack some people wey de vex am. Anybody wey just talk say Oga no go drink water keep cup, na so Oga Doyin go carry fight enter im doormouth. But these days, as Tukurvirus de spread (Tukurvirus na new Trojan horse), person no come know how levels come be for Oga Doyin.
That is why I de write dis appeal say make una leave Oga Doyin make e no go wound. Haba!! Too many things dey table. How una want make the man de cope. Amaechi file dey there. Baraje file dey der. Dipo Melaiye get file. Lai Mohammed no get file. Na complete cabinet the man get for there. Tinubu matter don pass cabinet. Na store dem clear for the man matter. Dem neva finish o. Akande get folder for tablet. That old man no de fear at all. E look complete man and all im people come talk say na kindergarten dem still dey. The man get folder. Wamakko sef dey there. Bukola Saraki dey there. Chris Ngige no fit shut up. Im file de grow by the day. IBB file dey there, neither here nor there. The man be like say na when e keep quiet e de bad pass. El-Rufai sef dey. Dem just open one for Rochas Okorocha. All the governors go visit Obasanjo, na only Rochas wear French suit, go stand for front de laugh like children wey go birthday party for olden days. There must be a reason for dat kind laugh. Make I no call all dem name. but the two people wey dem open 20 gig hard disc for na Buhari and OBJ. when those two men gather together in the name of anything, o boy wahala dey o!
Ahaa, back to the matter. With all dis people wey de gather so, how una want make Oga Doyin sleep for night. If e manage sleep reach 4 am, e gat to wake up go read online newspaper first to know wetin all dis witch dem talk for night when everybody don sleep. Then e gat to de think of the reply wey e go give dem. E go enter Twitter go look wetin dat bad boy El-Rufai don talk for night and how many people de answer am. Then e go enter Facebook go check wetin some people don put there since midnight to 4am. Den e go check response to talk wey im don talk before. After all dat one, e go receive call take hear update on wetin de happen. Then im go make call take update the oga dem. One ear na im e go de take watch Channels and the other ear dey CNN. NTA na permanent mute dat one dey. No fuck-up fit come from that zone, thank God. Before e go finish all dat one make e come de think of how e go do, na so one of im aides go enter come tell am say, ‘Good afternoon sir.’ Time don reach 2pm.
So when Oga de tell una say APC go collapse soon, no be prediction. Na prayer. Una wan kill the man with una wahala abi na wetin?
God Punish All of dem
I de vex gan! The thing wey I wan talk de vex me. All of a sudden for dis country, the only thing wey some people wan make we de think be who be my brother and who no be my brother. Dem don carry am enter everywhere. If your name na Yoruba, people don talk for dem mind say na only Yoruba people and Yoruba thing you go de support. If your name na Igbo, you be foolish boy wey no fit stay your village. If your name be Hausa, you be Boko Haram. If your name na Bayelsa, na you and Jonathan de spoil country. Which kind craze thing be dis?
People dey there de wait sake of say dem wan go conference go discuss some matter. Dem don de prepare us say make Hausa man no cheat us. Make Igbo man no take over our thing. Make Niger Delta no plenty too much for army. Make Isoko no be pastor for church wey more Urhobo people join dem money take build. Make Yoruba Muslim no lead prayer for Hausa mosque. We do sotey we begin do oursef for the same area. Make Anambra people no too plenty for Abia civil service, make we sack dem. Make Osun people no come de form for Ondo State, make dem pay school fees like non-indigene. Make Asaba no de form say na dem get state capital, make Urhobo people de do governor forever. Na so we don scatter we country sotey we don de take am de fire children wey just de grow. Yoruba boy know say Igbo people no be correct people, na so so money and land dem de fight for. Igbo boy know say Yoruba boy na so so juju e know and im sense remain small to complete. Yoruba boy know say Hausa man na mulla and dat mean to say na seven Hausa sense is equal to one Yoruba idiot. See where dem don carry us reach? When Ife and Modakeke de fight, I hear say Ife husband go push out Modakeke wife make dem kill am!! If dat na true, wetin our leaders wan make we be? Another Rwanda?
Make I no let dis talk too much. See one example wey I wan give. And na correct example. Real life example.
My friend and sister ADETUTU na Ijebu girl. Her papa na from Ijebu Ode. Her mama na from Mgbidi for Imo State. So, Adetutu get two grandparents wey be Yoruba and two wey be Igbo. Adetutu come go NYSC, come meet nice guy from Nassarawa. She marry the man and now she get children. So Adetutu children na Hausa (so to say). Dem mama na Yoruba. Dem get uncles wey be Yoruba and Hausa. Dem grandparents na Yoruba, Igbo and Hausa (maternal grandfather Yoruba. Maternal grandmother Igbo. Paternal grandfather Hausa. Paternal grandmother Hausa and that is if Tutu husband no come from another mixed marriage) If you carry enter great grandparents, the story go de wide more.
Therefore my people, anybody wey tell me say make I hate Adetutu children na crazeman. No be small craze de worry am. Dis example I give na the one I know. Some dey wey you go know wey conc pass dis one. Wetin come de happen for dis country? Where all dis hate de come from? Some people know say if things de bad de go like dis, na dem go de benefit. Dem go de take the quarrel de take de collect vote for election. We go de kill ourself and dem go de laugh. People wey God go punish for dis country plenty well well o.
Therefore I de talk my own. If you talk amen, na you know. If you no talk amen, na you still know. All the people wey wan turn all of us to enemy, make God punish dem. People wey de send people go kill other people because dem de vex say dem no get wetin dem want, any party wey dem dey and anywhere wey dem dey, make God punish dem. People wey de kill people de blame other people, make God punish dem. People wey de thief money wey dem suppose take make life better for other people, make God punish dem. People wey pack government money for oversea bank sake of say make dem retire go de chop am, dem no go retire. People wey de pack bomb for house de wait for election day, make the bomb explode when dem de do inspection of the place dem pack am. God punish dem.
One more thing. All the people wey God go punish, make God punish dem for market square! God punish anybody wey go tell me say make I kill you! God punish am!!
Dis last week, we no fit hear word for area sake of say two letter de fly. The first thing wey de pain me be say dem write letter and dem no post am through NIPOST! What a loss of IGR! But Guiness suppose come look whether dis thing no go enter book of record. Wetin? Two letter and the whole place de shake. People de talk, even people wey never read letter na dem voice loud pass. I tire o.
The letter dem sef. Which one make we talk first sef? Ok. Make we begin with Baba letter. No be we dem write letter give so we go de careful how we de carry aproko enter another man matter. The letter talk say Naijaman no de control area well. That one no be new thing because all man de dig borehole for water, de buy dog for security. All man sef de go private school for education and de buy generator for light. So e be like say that one no be the thing wey de cause the riot so. Wetin again? Dem say Naijaman sef no baaaad man. That one hard small o because anybody wey no know the full meaning of treason go need to carry dictionary before e talk put for dat one. Because if you mis-talk…hmmm Oga Rubby go knock for your door. I no get power o. , Dem add say corruption no get control, say d broom don short wey dem de take sweep am. As dem just talk am finish say the broom dem de take sweep corruption comot no be correct broom na so something happen. Next thing, dem say no money for EFCC account!!! Choi! Dat one hold man for throat o. How people wey pass thousand wey dem de pay to pursue corruption go come talk say no money to do the work dem de pay dem for?
Anyway, wetin again dey letter. Ah…fear de catch me to talk dis one. The time I hear say dem de train sniper, I first think say na person wey de snap photo na im dem de call sniper. But as I come ask people wey de hear English, na so dem tell me wetin e be. Since den, I never fit look ground when I de waka make person no go snipe me from on top tree. Anyway, dat matter tire person o. Baba na former soldier…but just because na former soldier, does dat one come mean say…………………………………………………………………….……but Naijaman don talk say na fake talk be dat. Abeg make we believe Naijaman jare. But what if some people de go for Naijaman back de ………………………………………..…………see wetin dis letter wan turn us to?…. and the letter long o! As the letter come de cause trouble, na so another letter enter floor. Na pikin letter be the new one.
E get one special thing wey dey between that girl (sorry, woman) and her papa. E get the pikin wey dem de ask say, ‘Is this your father?’ And e get pikin wey dem no de ask dat question. Instead of dat, dem de tell am say, ‘this is your father’. O boy, that babe resemble her papa! Blood is thicker than water!
The letter still de cause trouble. Some say na she write am. Some say no be she write am. We no wan know for this area. We go better look the letter from the two side.
If na she write am, she don scatter Yoruba tradition o. Yoruba people dem no de curse elder and dem no de abuse elder for public o. Igbo boy na rude boy. E go carry hand go shake elder, nearly break elder hand. But Yoruba boy go wait until elder by imself bring hand say make you shake am.
Okay, dat one pass. She come scatter ground say her papa na bad person. So wetin new there. No be EBORA OF OWU dem de call am? Dat one na better name before? You say bad spirit bad, wetin you talk wey new. The one wey de make me laff be as all the people for Facebook de shout say the old man de chop im pikin wife. I laugh sotey shit was drop. Wetin the boy de do wey the babe come like that man pass imsef, abi no mirror for that house? The woman wey leave im husband de chop the papa, she go win STV Man of the Year Award? Some people say na national disgrace than can only happen in Nigeria. NA LIE!!!! Ryan Giggs de chop im brother wife pass ten years. Dem catch am and e still de play for Man U! Dem still de shout im name. Anyway na only one question remain.
Wetin dat pikin letter tell us about im papa wey we no know before?
Na so we come de fight oursef. People wey for buy beer for person come de vex carry dem money go back home. Wait. To take money wey you don budget to buy beer and point & kill for your friends go back home, THAT NA THE MEANING OF TREASON!!!! To talk wetin you no understand na stupidity!
So wetin come be conclusion. The second letter na from papa to pikin. The first letter na from papa to pikin. All the letter na family affair. Na Baba give us pikin wey she take Vet Medicine take be Commissioner for Health for Ogun State. Na Baba give us pikin wey she take Vet Medicine become head of House Committee on Health abi wetin she be dat time? The wahala wey burst there reach court. Abeg who know how far with that case sef? Na Baba still give us pikin wey take Zoology enter second position for Inter-House Sports. Na Baba still give us pikin, give am backing when e go win Inter-House Sports with first position. You see as all dis people resemble each other?
So before the third letter go come out, make everybody park well. Make all man leave Naijaman make e focus because matter full ground. Lecturers don finish dem own. Dem don collect money. Now doctor dem don start. Who know when dat one go end. Who know who go do im own next. Abeg make we allow bros focus. As much as we for like to remove am, if na God put am there, nothing de par!!
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